1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say "Come on Mr.Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say "Now how did that get in there?"

9. Say "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Using a water bottle, squirt water in random fast bursts into the toilet while grunting. Then say "That's what I get for eating all those prunes."

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say "Boy that sure looks like a maggot."

14. Say "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

15. Play a well known drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Say "Oh no, now my other hand is stuck too."

17. Strain for 30 seconds unsuccessfully, then shout in a panicked voice "I must have fruit!"

18. Say "Hmm, I've never seen that colour before..."

19. Say "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have put my sandwich down." Walk out of the stall while continuing to eat the sandwich.

20. Say "Whoops I dropped my gum!" Pretend to pick it up, then make a chewing noise. Then say, "Ew, now it has hair stuck in it."